As we here at the Church of the Unanswered question dig into classic Dobbstown posters, we’re finding a lot of great memorabilia, and we can reconstruct the rest.

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As we here at the Church of the Unanswered question dig into classic Dobbstown posters, we’re finding a lot of great memorabilia, and we can reconstruct the rest.
Many a SubGenius still has questions about the Omega Contingency. Here at the Church of the Unanswered Question, we should be able to answer your questions. Or at least do the reverse.
Ok everyone, remember to tell everyone about the Omega Contingency so they don’t talk about the Omega Contingency.
How can we be sure to tell everyone about the Omega Contingency so no one talks? Leave comments below!